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Funny SQL. Started 5/7/2024.

SQL Makes a database. SQL makes a table. SQL runs into a table, throws error: OW that hurt. SQL COUNT command did a number on me: zero. REVOKE INSERT ON TABLE FROM USER. Law suit. SQL is in command. SQL has been triggered: DROP USER. That hurt too. Law suit. CREATE INDEX ON LAW_SUIT... . DELIMITER // why is it a slashing unlimiter? There is MySQL, no YourSQL or TheirSQL, SQL is greedy with law suits. Counter suit. Wear that suit. Structured Query Language, MySQL is an Oracle, why did it not forsee that error before it happened? DROP DATABASE CHARGES;

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